What if the Mets traded David Wright for Tampa Bay’s David Price? I can see the headline now: “The Price is Wright.” Suck it, New York Daily News! I came up with it first!

(This is in no way an endorsement of trading David Wright, ever, nor does it even really count as a post. But I saw “I Love You, Man” yesterday, so I should probably review that, and also “Watchmen” while it’s still fairly fresh in my mind.)

Carry on.

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